Would you believe that an acquaintance who I ceased to think of as a friend years ago has managed to stick her foot further down her throat? She first pissed me off when she remarked about my ex-boyfriend’s quick re-entrance to the dating world after our break up 8 years ago, “Your relationship must not have meant much to him.” She’s annoyed me more over the years, but I started ignoring her after she ignored Natan’s birth.
In her letter, she announced that her daughter “inconveniently” arrived a few days before her due date. But fortunately she and her husband weren’t “totally blindsided” because they’d spent months (during those times they weren’t busy ruining the environment by flying around to various vacation spots in their private airplane) preparing for her arrival. No worries though. Their lives hardly changed at all as they quickly boarded their plane with the new bundle of joy for yet another vacation.
I swear next year I will not even open the damn message.
Never, never f***ing ever send out a message calling a full-term birth of a living, healthy child inconvenient. It’s not funny.